I don’t like Michael Bay.

Must have used Play-Doh.

That is one fantastically bitchy headline. Explains why I frequent GMG less and less every week.

From experience as a guy who used to work behind a cornershop counter we don’t like most of the customers (they’re gross, unhygienic, and usually racist or sexist) but yet I’d still be required to be friendly, until they left that is and me and my colleagues just began talking about how rancid the customer was.

No.

What’s wrong with Emma’s post?

IPS touchscreen...at 11.6", and 1366x768

IPS touchscreen...at 11.6", and 1366x768

There is no comparison...

There is no comparison...

That’s a lot of spooge on that wall.

Do they have any of those with a big return key...

You know what’s neat? You can get a smartphone that isn’t an iPhone.

That’s all I took away too.

“such a nasty woman”

I’m...not sure what I’m supposed to be outraged over? You can block tweets, right? And nobody was raped? This isn’t Martin Shkreli level of assholeyness, but he should be burned at the stake anyway?

I’ve seen maybe one movie with this guy...

One of the least talked about uses for abortion is preventing infanticide...

Not saying I never wanted to yell something similar at a few opinion writers at my own alma mater, but this does seem pretty over-the-top when one considers the extreme power imbalance between an eager college student—who’s probably, like, still unlearning what a thesis statement is and rummaging around for a decent…

It’s really neat how you carved up a sizable interview to fit your agenda.

Mexican-Jewish ancestry

“The wrist thing makes me nervous,” Wright said. “I think it could lead to me feeling incredibly depressed, if I’m not able to really play that much.”