lolz.

I think the benefit of buying this computer is that you don’t have to build it yourself...

Bur nor everyone is so proud and overt.

...I do wonder what kind of person moves to a place, spends a bunch of time demanding that that place change all of their traditions, then acts surprised when that place doesn’t want to naturalize them.

I’m okay with this. 35 years is stupidly long.

I love those product shots. Straight out of Geocities.

I love those product shots. Straight out of Geocities.

Likewise, until they go to sleep.

Likewise, until they go to sleep.

I didn’t forget Lexus. I’m always snippy.

Right, because in all circumstances, a prior success completely negates a recent fuckup.

Spinning off a new brand worked wonders for Toyota and Scion too.

...she used an unauthorized email server while serving as secretary of state.

These are only sexy because they don’t show what happens about four hours later: these women on the toilet with horrible gas cramps as they shit blood from eating this awful food.

My takeaway is that shitty games take up a bunch of space.

When you’re debt free, aside from a mortgage. That’s the best age. Unless you’re 40 or older by then, in which case, give up. You missed the window.

Because offset touchpads are such a new thing.

Oh, come on. Women are pure, hence the cross in the symbol. Men are dicks, hence the dick sticking out of the circle in their symbol.

Sounds like we should all make a lot more ‘things’ happen to lawmakers then.

Fucking hell, Ellen. Thought you were stronger than this.

As a Texan, allow me to say, fuck any discussion of Texit (which is just academic anyway). These asshats just need to get on board the humanity train.