Does “Brownian Movement” means “Sh*thead on the NJ Turnpike”?

They drive on both the left and right side of the road. Must be internal conflict between the Brittish cabin and German chassis

Why don’t you do an analysis on how fake fender and hood vents increase HP? And racing decals > turbocharging!

Bet the steering wheel is tiny too!

However, if you place fake fender vents AND fake hood vents on your ride you will restore the lost HP. True fact!

Bring back Mr Zip

Left ElecTwix or Right?

... and a miss.

Answer: Not aesthetics.

UFOs require 86 octane. Also, no ethanol for inter-planetary flights

Does either octane affect a BMW driver’s use of turn signals?

2004 - 2008 Volv S80s, thank you very much

not SEIU

Well, if its NYC, there was a 79% chance it was Hillary

That’s how they dealt with the guy who invented the car that ran on water.

BMW once made a car with working turn signals.

You know that’s complete BS. The real story is that my cousin’s friend’s brother knew the neighbor of a guy who made a car run on water. The oil companies snatched him one day and placed him at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

It was more like a “reverse Marshall Plan” where the Germans invested in the American [company]

Stick with the Mercedes E400 4MATIC or the E63S if you need a few more ponies. Alternatively, there is the Sabaru cross-trex for the GLA look with a moderate price.

“Putting oneself on a pedestal or trying to immunize oneself from adverse developments will get nowhere,” says the man (Chinese Pres Xi) who cleared the way to remain in power for life...