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Yeah, the bull lost its balls

God damn i would like to be able to suck so bad at my job and still get paid milions a year! I would also hapily hand over the keys

Can you find the details of that? I want in!

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God damn from the title I expoected this:

They will sell it to Tesla and call it GigaPress … 

cocaine and PCP impaired” and the autopilot saying “you are over the speed limit” - if anything that would improve their trip on shrooms making it more entertaining

well … he conveniently forgot when he paid himself one dollar a year, but rewarded itself 55BLN bonus:

What the heck brand are those in the pouch?

I am sorry but i prefer to be spammed by chinese ads that i dont understand, and inherently links that don’t work, rather than countless dildo and penis enlargement advertisings popping up on jalopnik (That is if we could have a choice which government to spy on us)

Oh cmon, you don’t wanna be terrified before the robot kills you, you wanna be relaxed and peaceful in an utopian fantasy land

and thats exactly how your rate will go up inexplicably 6 months later and you will show up with a history of insurance claim

I guess they were wrong, it is 20th century, Gone in 40 seconds now. ...

you meant RIF because that’s how it went... in. flames

Well its has to be a robot now because that intern is now pregnant and showing

One .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days’ concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold,

I am sorry but lets be a little realistic here

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Oh you noobs, the french already created one:

See I might be politically incorrect here, but remember this when you travel abroad, people from USA, American liberties and democracy are not understood and applied the same way around the world. Cat calling and mysoginism is just scratches the surface of what is tolerated in some european countries.

Meanwhile we are approving and sending billions to Ukraine, because priorities