Nothing, because Kinja ate the damn picture. Again.

I’m all for green cars, but not “Army green.” I wish Americans would stop fetishizing the military. C’mon, does everything need to be “tactical” now from trucks to pens? All this machoness is absurd. Anyone driving an Army green or Desert Storm tan colored truck who didn’t serve in the military is a poseur, and anyone…

Good, frankly. I want to be able to elect to not have these features, and they do have a cost, so it should be cheaper for me to do so. 

That’s Father of the Year stuff right there... teach them about real world expectations from the start.

I just vote with my wallet. I don’t *need* to buy new cars, though I prefer to if I can get what I want. But if I can’t get what I want new, there is a universe of older cars that don’t annoy me.

Mmm. The _real_ James Bond car. 

What the hell, it’s Friday. The car looks really well cared for outside of the crappy stereo.

Not feeling sorry for people who have such a mindless faith in technology. A little paranoia is in order. I recently too a road trip and brought the second key fob for my car - just in case. I pat myself down every time I leave the house to make sure I have my keys, I even take my house key with me to mow my own lawn.…

People don’t want a Jaguar? I think that demands some qualification!

Here is your daily dose of pedantic knowledge:

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

Let’s see. No ABS. No airbags. No Lane departure warning system. Lap belts only. No wifi. No computers at all.

I like what they’ve done here. The world needs more vehicles that don’t look like they’re pissed off.

Those gas station images are pretty ugly, but they’re no Kinja. Have you tried calling around Univison to see why the Kinja platform is so awful to use?

Apparently flying with any Amy Earnhardt is a risky proposition...

Bcause there's a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven. Duh.

Is there anything we can do about it?

Neutral: I don’t like the idea of an internet-connected car for the same reasons I don’t like the Internet of Things - beyond giving attackers more surface targets into other systems, it’s just another piece of tech that will fall out of support and lose features long before its useful life is over.

VW old slogan: “Farfegnugen”

The bears will love you after you spend all night slow roasting in that oven.