This is sad.

why do i keep thinking that someone needs to slap a ghostbusters logo on this? :D

Hacked our faith?

Most of us have little faith in layers of bureaucracy doing anything other than adding levels of FUBAR to any task. If you have faith in government, your expectations are either low, or misguided.

I didn’t know there was going to be a Fantasy Island reboot!

Land Cruiser Goes Frolicking On Frozen Lake, Catastrophe Ensues

I actually felt the same way until really paying attention this time around. Granted I switched parties and voted Trump but looking at the “popular” vote and where Hillary’s extra 2 million came from pushed me right back to the electoral college and I now understand why it is so important. I live in California, a…

NHTSA - please keep your bullshit off my visor. Thanks.

I have a complaint.

In case you need another reason to think that Dolly Parton is Awesome, She’s donating a $1000 a month for 6 months to every family in Sevier county who lost their homes in the fire.

*sees multiple instances of “ima” as a word*

I prefer something like this ;)

The Briggs & Stratton purist in me says that a six-wheeled Briggs & Stratton has one too many wheels.

I coudl barely see over the wheel and I’m parking Cadillacs!

It uses your first AND middle name as the lane departure warning.

If the interest rate is high enough, the buyer might be underwater, but the lender isn’t.

Dude 2% is much greater than an RCH margin. I would say CH starts at less than .1% and RCH is the finest measurement possible so maybe less than .02%.

“...the pleasing odor is half the point!” — Ulysses Everett McGill

Instead of...

Except that as typical of those who put bumper stickers on their cars, those running around with a Coexist sticker usually are only willing to coexist with people who share their viewpoint. All the ones I have run into are completely close minded.

“Please visit our new Prius enthusiast portal at Lemonparty.org!”