Just fuck me in the ass until I croak. Guess my technical degree was for naught as your asshole friend makes more in a month than I do in a year. Ack.

Just for you Torch.

Putting on my IT person hat.

Formula One and Azerbaijan: One is ruled with an iron fist by a power-hungry, greedy dictator. The other is a former Soviet republic.

He knows it’s a goddamn multi pass!

This is boring and slow and has a slushbox. But! It’s in amazing condition and it runs for under $2k.

certainly not a high-torque one.

If Jesus came back, the “Christians” today would accuse him of blasphemy and burn him at the stake.

Step 1. dont care what others think.

no.

seriously.

Dont SAY you dont care, but really do care. Be self-confident to the point that you honestly dont care what randon peoples opinion of you are.... then move on with your life.

2/3rds of a small number is a small number. You’re probably also not correct but I don’t have the time to check. Here’s the numbers that matter, market share:

It’s well known that shitheads like this guy are as fertile as Iowa corn fields.

Good. The sooner commuting appliances go all electric, the sooner we can tell OPEC to fuck off. Let China deal with them.

Maybe the BBC should hire Jeremy Clarkson to punch Chris Evans in the face. They can make it a Christmas special and give it as a gift to everyone that thinks Chris Evans is a giant douche.

Well, I guess that if you came this far down the line, you could always do what Mercedes-Benz did back in the day when they stuffed a new engine into a 1990s 190D, which was tricking the software into thinking that it was just in a dyno... all the better when we are talking about a VW, it could bring up some sweet,…

Oblivious yuppies, don’t realize cops are behind them, don’t move right to let them pass, don’t have any fucking awareness to the drivers or cars around them, purchases a Q7 in a color called “FUCK YOU WERE GLUTEN FREE, VACCINATIONS ARE EVIL, OUR KIDS ARE NAMED BRYSONé, AND BRAYTONé - RED”

Serious aside: hug your dads.

Fiat Chrysler Volkswagon Auto Group International and North America...

I wonder what they charged the homeowner with? I mean, besides “resisting arrest.”

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Nope, unintended defenestration.