Oompa Loompa loompity do

Something tells me they’ll run out of moderately advanced consumer electronics faster than they’ll run out of brainwashed, suicidal, cavemen.

The warranty covers “unexpected repair costs.”

Unlimited mileage for one year, of which 50 weeks will be spent sitting in the shop waiting for parts.

The only thing that resembles “Microbus” with this is calling it a “Microbus”. It looks like a Kia Soul. Secondly- I’d be a tad suspect about an Electric car made by a company that can’t even make reliable electric power windows.

How to fix F1:

“But will it produce better racing? I’m not sold on that yet, and I’ll have to see it to believe it.”

This is how far back I have to go to remember when F1 was properly exciting for me:

If you want to make F1 more exciting, get rid of the wings. Sure, the lap times will go up, but the race craft will increase significantly, which means more wheel-to-wheel, more battles and a LOT more passing. This is why MotoGP is so much more thrilling to watch than F1. It also means that the constructor’s and…

Small screwdriver THROUGH hand. Nearest semi-clean rag, electrical tape, Clean it up when the job is done.

One of the things the Honda Ridgeline got right, and I hope gets retained in the next version.

Sixties simplicity, solid no-weirdness engineering, good parts underground, reasonable condition.

Most politicians don't know shit about cars. That's how we got ethanol in our fuel.

Just remember…

Yes, but we also had Jimmy Carter, The Bee Gees and (ugh) John Travolta, which is probably why we needed cheap weed.

I remember people saying Episode I was good, then assuring us Episode II was better and III was apparently fantastic. Only films that overloaded my cheese-o-meter enough to make me leave the cinema early.

If your answer isn’t Ford flattie with finned heads, you’re doing this wrong.

The inline 6 out of the e-type

Agreed. I always think about the old days of simple, 3-door hatches. Why can’t we go back to that here in America? Parents don’t need those extra two doors. They’re all buying crossovers.