Ever heard of stiffening the chassis? It's a crap can, treat it like one. Weld in some stuff here and some stuff over there. Bam, you've suddenly added 200 lbs of metal and made it marginally stiffer!

There's no word yet on which car might use this engine, though Automobile speculates it could be a high-performance halo car like the anticipated S90 sedan.

Wrangler needs to stay as it is. If crash test numbers mean that much to someone, they are not in the market for a Wrangler or for what the CJ/Wrangler has stood for over the last 73 years.

Toyota, for the love of automobiles, STAHP!

He's about to get shipped off to military school with the God damned Finkelstein shit kid.

this has to be one of the goofiest looking cars I've ever seen. Really appealing to the flat-brim sector of society, no doubt

This is all well and good Ford, but uh..... How about bringing us at least a half ton Ranger? You know, for those who don't want to spend $40k on a truck who's capabilities they won't come near to ever using?

Starting to miss him?

Using concrete filled bombs to attack? Have we really gone back to throwing rocks at the other guy? Or just practicing for when the super-secret US satellite starts dropping kinetic rounds? You be the judge.

Man those Germans love gassing people don't they....yeah I'm going to hell

1000 hp luxo barge named Zeus sounds right. In fact, greek and roman gods/demigods all make pretty killer car names. Apollo super car, Hercules truck, Poseidon luxury SUV, Athena sports car, Eros minivan (naturally), Hades....err, other supercar, Vesta hatchback...

In an industry so awash in marketing and advertising dollars, I've never understood how the marketing people just sit back and let a car get named something like K900. What I know of branding makes alphanumerical car names seem highly-counterproductive.

New cars are luxuries like cable tv or trips to the Bahamas. Smart Jalopniks underestimate the value of buying new. For a lot of buyers it equates to 3 or 4 absolutely trouble free years with the car in very good to great condition.

Can you enjoy the engine sound if you know it's not real, and being piped in through the stereo?

Also here's a better naming scheme:

Congratulations. You made a new system thats even worse than the current one. Hw about they stick to their original names instead, like Seville, Eldorado etc. These are names that have history, names that stick. CT8-VA doesn't. Try telling someone that your drive a "CEETEEEIGHTDASHVEEAY" and they'll think you have an…

I know. And, guess what? EVERYONE knows what an Escalade is. Say CTS, XLR, XTS, ATS, no one knows what the hell you are talking about. Letters instead of names is stupid.

Why not stick with the roots and call it something actually fancy instead of a codename?

I can't post a picture at work of the little man in boat.

Seriously, mixing up details on which model the Ferrari is was the most minor offense of that sequence.