hellaflush would seem to be a more appropriate term for something you do after a helladump.

The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There's not standing in the red zone.

Eh. If you want to impress me, show me how well it brakes after three runs down the hill towing that weight. Moving off is optional. Stopping isn't.

5th Gear: PSA: STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS IN A HOT CAR

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

No mention of mileage? Because the lame with a capital L thing about the Smart ForTwo was that it was a teeny tiny car that got terrible mileage (for its size). I haven't talked to a single person who didn't think it got north of 60 mpg, and was shocked when they heard the true numbers...

false. False. False. It won't fly off the lots....

A month and half and he's halfway home. Was it even that slow in 1910?

"I thought Cash for Clunkers got rid of this shit..."

are you pulling me over because i'm black?

I am 100% against this.

Aww man, I wanted an excuse to run over beats users.

People use public transit as bathrooms all the time in Chicago. That's partially why I don't use public transit, and likely never will.

Moon it.

The Castros and a neighborhood witness claimed they never flew up from "0 to about 2,o00 feet in less than two seconds," as the police alleged. It should be noted here that a climb like that is impossible in a consumer drone like the Phantom.

Wait - so the cops say this drone climbed 2,000 feet at a rate of 681 mph? The real story here is that there's a consumer drone that can travel at nearly mach 1! Good job, NYPD!

"Only do safe things or you die! No fun!"

Duh:

You know, maybe I'm the only one, but I think the 25K is the better deal.

25k instead of a 66k Kia... think that is a win all day long... sorry but i dont see the "grand prize" mentality of a weird looking "luxury" car from a company known for making shitbox econo-cars