If you spend $70,000 on a KIA, then Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to…

for real. I live in Chillicothe and it's the only place I've ever lived where the interstate is more than 5 minutes away. Closest one is at least 30 minutes away.

I know meeting deadlines can be tough, but this is seriously a new level of mailing it in.

No excuse needed, I've no problem seeing the attraction!

That's not a "sledge hammer", that is a 4 kilo blacksmith's striking hammer. Notice one face has a wide circular end, the other has a narrow face, used for drawing out metal. Honest mistake, but if you can get people freaking out about about the differences between a BMW 640i vs. a BMW 640d, I can freak a bit about…

It's actually the protagonists' car, but they do use it for mayhem. I have to nominate the Deathmobile from Animal House

oh come on, it's obviously the Deathmobile.

Christine....

Thorndyke Special

Soylent Diesel. You don't want to know what it's made of. You won't have to eat it though.

Well, when I say "nice price," that's relative. The Gremlin was a specific product built for a specific time, in that it was an emblem for post-gas crisis 1970's America. Cars built in the United States, unlike their French counterparts, were solidly sold on the concept of "bigger is better." Each successive model…

These responses are hilarious because none of the pictures line up properly.

And it's the most stupid, pointless design cue I've ever seen.

While you're at it, get Trosley to sign it!

So, no Jalop will put their head above the parapet for the features of their cars which are *most discussed* but never used? Top speed, 0-60 time and lateral G-force / 'handling'.

This isn't so much about my car (for obvious reasons) as new cars in general. So let's pull up the features of an average new car - the Nissan Sentra will do fine - and start to go over what's good and what isn't:

People. People. Seriously? You call yourself Jalops? I'm reading people that think they need heated seats? Need power windows? Are you all 21 years old? Back in my day the heat in the seat was you, a window crank was just fine, and most my early cars lacked AC, or working AC, many had push-button AM radios and you…

Infotainment systems need to die, and die now. Most of us don't need or want anything that they provide. Most modern smartphones have voice controls for hands free operation, GPS and good navigation (unless you use Apple maps or something, but that's your fault), hold many gigs of music, and can access almost anything…

That's your opinion and it's wrong.