Please Build it Caddy.... If you want to be "Standard of the World" you HAVE to make this... This is what Caddy should be plain and simple..

Somebody forgot to bribe the right person.

MK1 Sprite. 948cc, ~43 hp

How about this one?

Not an improvement. Change it back.

The more things change...

WTF? You just can't leave shit alone can you? The previous layout was the most functional of all the redesigns during the past 3 years.

Can we put together a kick-ass all-gay tank crew for this?

Man, the scariest part about ANY car is other people, IMHO.

Dear Mini,

That is one expensive Hyundai

Hate the man, not the machine. The Wankel rotary is still a marvelous piece of technology.

Oh good, the next-generation Douchnozzle Hauler.

Dear Every Automaker,

Electronic Fuel Injection, especially in offroad vehicles.

Rustproofing.

this might be a controversial statement, but here goes:

Look, with a little out-of-the-box blue-sky solutioneering, we can take Subaru to the next level and put it on the bleeding edge of the former-Hippy dad market.

Subaru: Synergize your strategic advantages by leveraging economies of scale and pushing that through social media channels. Also, make great cars that people want to buy, simple enough.