Why...re-imagine something...so perfect to begin with. Hang head in betrayed disgust. End scene.

Thou shalt not mess with perfection.

If it A'int broke don't fix it.

That moment when Sir Stirling is such a lot cooler than Hami...

You know what I want? What my 1995 Nissan 240sx already has.

I think we have to go back in history to determine when inattentive driver became distracted driver.

If it has the two-speed automatic, can we call it the "Astroglide?!?"

DD the Porsche,