I’d star you if I could, but Kinja. So I’ll just agree on all points. What it needs isn’t deal-breaking, and somebody will want those wheels. I’d like to see an undercar shot to see how badly the Midwest has eaten it, but conditional NP.

GM is trying to increase market penetration by letting non-GM owners hate their cars, too.

Deservedly so. The fact that it’s being copied doesn’t make it or the copies any less ugly. It’s just that the copies are ugly, and derivative. At least the Cherokee was innovatively ugly.

I think that meets the criteria for legendary.

When I hear “legendary” I think of staying power. Engines that stayed in production 40 years or more. So:

You keep calling it “the cheapest EV in the world.” Does that imply that somewhere there’s a gas-powered “car” that somehow costs less?

With full-length headers and no cats, it won’t pass a CA smog inspection, so it’s a track toy. I’ll be generous and say it puts out 300 HP (given the 65mm throttle body that may not be the case) and should weigh in around 3,000 lbs. Fun for sure, but not fast enough for an $18K drag racer. 13s maybe? If you can get it…

And to this day, your parents are still classified as violent offenders (if they’re still alive). God forbid they get pulled over in today’s comply-or-die era of law enforcement.

Black cars matter.

Hellcat-swapped Prius. Keep the COEXIST and rainbow-flag stickers.

See what happens when you hire Bubb Rubb to refurb your bridge?

Try this. Go to http://www.random-art.org/online/ and enter your VIN as the phrase to make art with. Take that art over to deepart, stir for 25 minutes:

Pro Tip: Upload a low-res pic (I used 800x600) and you’ll get it back quicker.

If Picasso painted an LTD Crown Vic. I dig it.

Rod #2 appears to have shipping damage and may be causing that brake to drag. With only 1.1 HP to play with, you need to eliminate all the drag you can.

That’s not just gaping, that’s fucking prolapsed.

Why else would you want the job? Cops have to deal with a lot of bullshit; something has to make that worthwhile.

Back in the heyday of bed-mounted roll bars, Hooker (the header people, it’s all bent tubing, right?) used to have the disclaimer that their roll bar was “not a substitute for responsible driving.”

Okay, so it’s a pathetic little turd, but in 2020 we have a new standard (thanks to Torchy): Is it better than the Changli? In this case, yes. I’d say it’s about $1000 better than the Changli. Not how I’d spend 4 grand on transportation, but NP by that new metric.

Two, so far.