You mean McShouty Kia doesn’t have my best interest at heart? Shocking.

Not nearly as profitable. 100,000 fans buying $6 Cokes and $10 hot dogs adds up pretty quick. Wonder if the purse will be adjusted or if NASCAR will chip in. The back half of the field wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for the starting money.

They won’t look up from their phones.

China has more than one party?

Property is theft after all.

They had to do it to balance out the weirdness in Mexico, where Mercurys wore Ford badges.

They’ll look exactly like they do today, but you’ll have to sign a waiver to sit in one.

Stop it. You’re gonna pass out from that Tesla-boner you’re sportin’.

YOU! Yeah, you, whitey. I’m callin you out!

Waiting for his recommendation of a Tide Pods and lead paint chips diet. Can’t be long in coming at this rate.

With gas at $1.25, who’s thinking about EVs?

Ha ha, made you click!

Up-armored or GTFO.

Alternator, perhaps.

That’s the only thing you can think. 

Is it too much trouble to whip the damn towels off the seats, or is the upholstery that fucked?

NP if you’ve got 46 large to drop on a toy, and no expectation or desire of ever getting your money back. Why does this only have 5,000 miles on it? Old Jaguar Answer: It spent 3 years and 9 months in the shop. Is that still true of the new ones? Somebody thinks it’s worth $44,000 to get rid of it, or $9/mile.

You’d have to, it’d take all day to get anywhere.

Can you imagine how needlessly complicated a Roman-numeral odometer would be?

Both. Denny Hamlin has a moving-seat rig that cost tens of thousands, while Timmy Hill (perpetual backmarker IRL but leading the iRacing series in points) has an older consumer rig clamped to a table.