It’s specially built for the coronation, and that only happens once. Pity.

Do Polycast wheels count as wheels or covers? They’re kind of both.

If they’re not paying attention to the road, what makes you think a little blinky light is going to get their attention?

Anyone small enough to fit in the backseat of a 90 is going to have their face stuck in an iPad anyway.

It’s the linear-tracking turntable of the new millennium!

Those guys were going way faster than Harmon.

Huh. The Koreans aren’t blind after all. Who knew?

Today I learned that a Dodge Journey weighs more than my ‘88 Crown Vic.

Mazda 626s, apparently.

This is how you do the big-grille look.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of constantly living with the threat of imminent global destruction hanging over my head!

You’re assuming the technology is not infallible. That’s not the way AV promoters think, and definitely not the way they want YOU to think. Drink the Kool-Aid, it’s delicious.

We’re going to have to put up with this bullshit, and the accompanying smarmy marketing, until someone does die. Of course, by then the tech will be marginally better, so we’ll only see renewed efforts from the marketing department: ProSafetyCareSenseII: Now with 20% less chance of random death!

Yeah, if you don’t mind spending 20 grand on it. But if you’re gonna do that, start with a decent one. About all this one has going for it is a lack of visible rust.

All it needs is everything...

Both, really (within the air-cooled Porsche goofy pricing zone).

Clearly this guy was involved:

All I can think of is that the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is in charge now.

But with no cupholders, there can be no soda in the car.

Instead, occupants control the direction of the air flowing from the vents via touchscreens.