Pretty disappointing that AJ Burnett didn't get to play in his first all star game in what is probably his last season.

deGrom’s performance was just nuts. He was a pitch away from an immaculate inning in an All-Star game. A fucking All-Star game. God damn.

I live in Seattle. I love basketball to the point where I consider it my favorite sport. But if Seattle/King County put it to a vote, I would vote against public financing for an arena, because there are other things I love more than basketball, like cities with good infrastructure and responsibly spent tax dollars on…

If he were good enough to be an All-Star, he’d be wearing a Royals uniform.

“Ball 4”

I’m thinking Jean-Michel Basquiat.

Or Ralph Steadman.

Thank you for this. It’s rare to see someone take a more nuanced view than “I make $30k a year, so he’s greedy for not taking an almost-insultingly-below-market-value deal.”

Desmond’s only real error is his failure to realize that if he simply changed his uniform number to 22, he would likely have the highest-selling baseball jersey in the history of South Africa.

This cover is fantastic, but it is also somewhat sad to me. Just enjoy the fucking moment.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Keep your back to a pole. I’d rather brush up against urine than die.

As a Nats fan, I’m enjoying watching the Mets young pitchers too. Ton of talent up there. Harvey has owned him so far, but Bryce will stop chasing that high fastball eventually (he doesn’t often fall for it with other pitchers) and when he does it should be a lot more interesting.

Bryce Harper was born 10/16/92. Kris Bryant was born 1/4/92. Bryce Harper has played 366 more MLB games. Scary.

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Only fucking cowards and communists make place or show bets. This is America, pick the goddamn winner!