Instead of pall bearers, Pedro Martinez will throw him into his grave.

You spelled 'grate' wrong, dummy.

Describing cheesesteaks as "greasy missiles" is slanderously biased journalism. Would you call pizzas "sebaceous piecharts" or hamburgers "bovine slurrycakes"?

Amazing he played so well seeing he has absolutely no balls

I know this sounds corny but good for The Woz for bouncing back. I am no judge on moral happenings but it was pretty crummy of Rory to dump her after wedding invitations had been sent out. Then to do it in a three minute phone conversation. Might as well been through text. Never been a bigger Woz fan.

Look at those goal posts move!

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.

That report didn't sit well with Qatar's Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy.

Not to distract from the glory of this — because it's goddamn spectacular — but why does this person have so many cameras outside of the house? Looks like three different shots.

Same. Nats fan here, but he was awesome to watch. Elbow injuries this year are just out of control...

I hear that general sentiment but, by my understanding, they actually wouldn't have to raise their food prices in order to raise wages. I think their prices are set based on marginal demand much more than on changing production costs. McDonalds workers in Australia start at around 15 USD/hour and their menu prices are…

This is just bullshit. As a card-carrying member of Noodle Soakers Local 653, I'm offended by this blatant attempt to undercut the industry. You think it's easy, that you're going to just stroll in there in your monokini and kick back for half an hour. But you have no idea the hours we Noodlettes have put into our…

I regret that I didn't try hard enough to get out the vote for Scotch.