Can we talk about the lurking, dead eyed man behind Trump in that photo? Is that an avenging angel? Is our long national nightmare about to be over?

Is there a kickstarter somewhere to buy this true American hero a cup of coffee?

I will point out, in addition to what others have said so well, that your question presumes what I explicitly rejected: foundationalism, that is, that the text is basically categorical. Besides the notion, shared by many folks, that the Hebrew Bible encourages historicism, this also seems to mistake the relationship…

“Twitter is not real”. Well, there goes Azealia Banks, sawing away at the lowest rung of the ladder of her inexplicable relevance.

With all due respect, that seems like an unnecessarily narrow set of criteria. Interpretation plays an important role in how we (religious folks) understand our faith, how we understand the texts from which we draw our religious practices, etc. To pretend that those works involve some kind of obvious, foundational…

This is the worst skittles flavor combo.

I hate to literally be a bee in your bonnet but...

How passive aggressive can you be? Maybe just listen to this while you’re cooking dinner:

Your life sounds like a party. Except the antisemite; that sounds like a hangover.

I suspect that this class, and it’s title, were designed for that cross section of people who a) don’t read course descriptions past the name and b) are at least kind of racist.

I have told people that it is a perceptual distortion that takes the purpose out of even mundane things, i.e.: “pick up the spoon” “why”.

This really awesome gothy hardcore band from Mexico city I know nothing about:

I sing along to this in the car so often I think I may find out a way to wear out the CD.

So caveat emptor, I am not Muslim so my perspective on these issues is obviously that of an outsider etc.

To be fair, European colonialism has a really long history of ‘saving’ colonized women from colonized men. I.e.:

I heard that Chester Cheeto was the godfather at Wall Street’s baby’s christening.

This is exactly like when I discovered the Finnigan's Wake wiki where almost every word is hypertext. Looks like packing to visit California can wait.

Holy hell, there’s a Master and Margarita website?

Jon Lovitz is champagne