I doubt he ever listened to Michelle Obama. He just looked at her and decided she must be “angry”.

The fact that the Trump campaign won’t just admit they screwed up is worse than the original plagiarism. Seeing the two speeches side-by-side makes it pretty obvious that Melania borrowed from Michelle. Trump and his cronies do know we can all read, right?

Speaking of which, super-effective advertising:

Or if a review seems a little off, click on their username and read some of their other reviews. I have a real issue with “the customer is always right” types so if I catch that vibe, your opinions are invalid.

Aw, I only have one review on Yelp. It’s for my favorite taco place, which is around the corner from my house. I’d like to believe they are my friends, but sadly I am only but one of their many adoring fans.

The Match Game needs a Charles Nelson Reilly, and Tituss Burgess is a perfect Charles Nelson Reilly.

My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix.

Fellow 14 here fucking too short shirts for days out here ffs

I’m 5'10 and a size 14. Apparently my only option for formal wear is to sew king sized bed sheets together and hope for the best.

Columbia Pictures might have given this film a huge marketing budget, but I’ve yet to see proof that their marketing team knows what to do with it.

Sadly, a lot of people can’t afford to take off those hours unpaid.

Not to mention some states have reduced the number of polling places, most notably in areas that are not filled with rich white people and some places have had 6-7 hour long waits

I watch PBS. And I listen to NPR. But I don’t have to pay for either. They are both readily available over-the-air, thanks to taxpayer-funded initiatives. That they are also available via paid cable plans doesn’t make any difference.

You are a terrifying person.

you guys could probably start a whole new blog where you just break down bad articles that glorify rapist athletes.

Vick is a curious example. (He’s served his jail time, a example making sentence, and has been working with the Humane Society for about 5 years now.) But I agree with your overall point.

Because in football, see, having to address the shitty things you do in life is defined as a 'challenge' that can be overcome to help you become a better football player!

He believed it was important to bring up his own struggles in life in order to connect with the campers and make sure that his message resonated with them. As he told them, “If you can’t take criticism get people to cover up your sexual assault, you shouldn’t be playing football.”

Sometimes it’s even easier to get than birth control! (Like literally the pill)

Seven minutes?!?