As one with who owns a 21 year old washing machine that still works great (2 adults and twin boys plus a girl - I fix it when it breaks): I like “non-smart” appliances because I can get them to do things that “smart” appliances don’t understand.

PANDERING.

Julianne! How could you even forget to include these:

I missed old uniforms of short shorts. Man if you got it flaunt it, show some leg.

I don’t know. Obviously there are some beautiful looks here. But I feel like some of the lipstick choices could be bolder. Have they never heard of a splashy red lip?

Totally agree on the Celtics jerseys. The black-on-green ain’t a good look.

Yes, please bring back this look

And the Red Stripe is Jamaican for beer.

they also fail to mention the rainbow as a symbol for the wave nature of light because they don’t do science out that way

And she put up a GoFundMe for her funeral... stating she was a single mother that couldn’t pay for the funeral. Despite being an active duty soldier (Service Group Life Insurance policy for dependents & kids-from her or the child’s father) & separated from her husband..

Anna think back to your youth and tell me, what is your favorite Dominique Wilkins dunk? Was it the one where he dunked on the Celtics with one hand, or the one where he dunked on the Celtics with two hands?

“Finally, a little credit for setting up all those dunks.”

Wait, Dominique Wilkins was a man?

If I can’t compare someone to Hitler for their opinion on reclining on airplanes, I don’t even know why I’m here.

This is far and away the best Adequate Man post that’s ever run here.

Clean it?

Hey Jez staff, would you just go ahead and kill Adequate Man while you’re here? It’s the worst. Replace it with anything. A weekly Finger Dirt Bag would be fine.

can’t tell if he’s hot from this pic- please post more so i can make proper judgement

me, all day on Deadspin today

These are batting-cage-free chickens.