Seriously - I even have a tiny, flat-ish butt for my body type, but since I’m tall, their underwear leaves me with butt crack showing. I even bought a size up and still have a coin slot.

I feel like this is as good a place as any to point out that the chef telling the story runs vegan restaurants, so it isn’t actually ice cream anyway.

If I just saw the magazine title “Women & Guns” I would not assume it was actually for women. I would also imagine it would be easy to find at a truck stop.

One is just wearing nude flats - I bet the barefoot girl was trying to follow the “high heels on the ground” bumper sticker and gave up.

That was my thought too - if I wear them with a Bernie or Hilary t-shirt, does that make it ok?

Do you have friends with high school or college-aged kids? My parents took their friends’ daughter with us on a trip to a wedding once, so they could do various adult things, and she got a free trip, plus got paid for babysitting duties.

Tough call - are any of these management people likely to rethink their behavior, even for selfish reasons? Eg “I don’t want this person to quit” or “I don’t want an HR headache.” Or even “I want to look like a good person in front of my other reports so I’ll pay lip service”

When I was moving, my boyfriend scoffed at my mattress protector and tried to tell me they were useless. I told him to bleed out of his genitals once a month and let me know if the mattress protector was still useless.

My mom recently went through the change and had unopened boxes of pads/tampons from Costco. So I donated them to the local women’s shelter. Just seconding your message, and that for women of a certain age, it doesn’t cost much to do.

I get the cover-your-ass reason, especially if his wife wasn’t due home for a while. Depending on CA state law, I guess (it’s illegal in PA without the other party’s consent). But sharing it with anyone other than his wife and lawyers is a snotty move.

I’ve told multiple people that I have the hots for our mutual gay friend. If this made him uncomfortable enough to fire me [as a friend] I would understand, but if he went public in the press saying I was trying to seduce him, I would think he was wrong in the head. If she “accidentally” sent it, then fire her…

I love Clue because I can also track bowel movements - no shame.

I swear to god, I once told my bf it was that time of month and he wasn’t sure what I meant. He went through his head trying to think of things we tend to do once a month.... So I guess it’s still in euphemism phase because it could mean other things. Period has just become shorthand/straightforward, thank god.

It’s so ridiculous - my bf was mildly embarrassed on one shopping trip when we just grabbed condoms and tampons . My response was “dude, this purchase screams ‘I have a girlfriend - we have sex, and she’s pre-menopausal’ - what are you so ashamed of?”

That was my boyfriend’s reaction the 1st time I got my period while we were dating, and it’s now our monthly tradition too :)

Similar vein for me - I usually announce it with “I’m not pregnant” or “another month of successfully not getting pregnant”

I go back to the navigation menu in Waze and hit “routes” to find out why I’m on a weird route - normally one of the usual, more direct options will show a lot of reported traffic/accidents/etc, and I can select it if it’s worth the extra time estimate.

My brother’s 6th grade science teacher apparently told the class that blood type wasn’t genetic. It really is amazing.

With Seinfeld, I appreciated that each of the characters (well, except Kramer) had white-collar jobs that, in theory, explained how they could afford their rents.

The optimist in me hopes that everyone marked as “Not sure” actually responded “Wait, what are you asking me? I can’t be understanding your question correctly, it just doesn’t make sense” and just got marked as undecided.