Bobby, you motherfucking GEM. You absolute piece of perfection.

“The friend pulled out the “I ♥ T.S.” tank top that Taylor’s friends are contractually obligated to own.”

Gigi. Honey. Don’t.

I turned to my awful boyfriend who made me see it and said, so this is dances with wolves but with aliens, right?

There is no better feeling (for me anyway) than when you get your first ultrasound and the doctor says “There’s only one in there.”

I would have liked this match up if Drake didn’t fuck with Swift and JLO. Nicki, get the dick and then bounce.

I definitely agree. I think even his team knows how well organized and effective the LGBTQ community can be. They can barely handle all the shit that’s happening now as it is.

Or until Pence throws a temper tantrum and demands that “christians” be given a right to run over LGBT if walking in front of their cars.

I’ll also buy it when it’s not just decinding to keep up an EO, but when it’s actually making a stand and vetoing anti-LGBT shit coming out of Congress. Or not making a SCOTUS pick who is just awful on LGBT. Or not making a VP pick who is absolutely awful on LGBT. Wait, too late for that last one.

The only reason he’s not going to sign the order this week is because tempers are already flaring from the last two weekends and any attempt to go directly after the LGBTQ community now would likely be the spark that would ignite the demand for impeachment once and for all.

“Do you realize how angry people have to be to voluntarily go to JFK?”

~ Stephen Colbert

stop mansplaining to one who boxes. looser.

Sheeran wants to be McGregor so bad

Let me rephrase that: “Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to all the working class African Americans being lumped in with knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country, who have never left the red state they were born in and absolutely do not have the resources to relocate. It’s not the job of California,…

I got my first prom dress at DEB! It was COVERED in purple glitter and all the glitter came off during the course of the evening. My friend, who’s something ridiculous like 6'5", had glitter on top of his head. The car my now-husband and I took still had glitter ground into the gearshift and some of the crevasses when…

Omg I completely forgot about Rue 21! That’s where my gma would always take me shopping.

Skirts and jeans! That was something I embraced whole-heartedly.

History lesson: Remember how during WW2 the United States turned away thousands of Jewish refugees? Yea, let’s not do that again.

Every single time there’s an instance of police brutality I always get grief from the commentariat here about my opinion that the police do not exist to protect people. They exist to protect the status quo, and any attempt to provide any resistance or oversight on what they view as “their” domain will result in…

I get you. My parents split right around my 11th birthday so I got all teen-angsty right at probably the most difficult period of my childhood. My mom felt like me not telling her every little shred of detail of my life was me somehow lying to her and I ended up going on a two year tour of the local therapy circuit.…