To be honest, he might not even know Frederick Douglass is black...

Oh jesus, you’re probably right. It’s his “edgy” show, he’s gotta have those twists!

Guys, we shouldn’t have made all those “American Horror Story: 2016 Election” jokes on twitter. Murphy took us seriously. Ryan...revisit this is twenty years, when we might finally be digging our way out of this shitshow, and I can actually appreciate the absolute what the fuck-ness of the last year.

Well yes, I figured her PR firm probably handled this. Even if the idea of Katy Perry personally dragging a disco ball preloaded with only a short loop of her new single to a park in Williamsburg and chained it to a bench does bring some temporary joy to my cold, dead heart.

Same! We don’t get weird promo things out here. It took me til he found other ‘Katycats’ in the park before I realized this was something Katy Perry actually did. Wow. In the midwest if you found a disco ball in the park, you’d better be wearing shoes because there’s probably some used hypodermic needles lying around…

Excited to listen to this tonight on my way home from work!

I’m aware that my dislike of her is very petty. She seems like she’s grown in the last few years. It is, however, still hard to forgive her for that ‘This Is How We Do’ music video. Again, I know I’m being petty.

Shit! Thinking positive, one-the-the-womb thoughts in your direction.

Thank god, as far as I know, I don’t have any twins on my mom’s side of the family. Hopefully I’m safe.

Okay, only slightly related question for you guys: Did anyone else know that Don Johnson (Dakota’s father) got with her mother Melanie Griffith when she was like...14/15?? She started living with him when she was 15...and he was 22. I’m sorry, but what the hell. It’s so fucking disappointing how common this was in the…

The universe is as it should be; we’re back to Drake worshiping the ground she walks on, and her pretending she didn’t just hear all that shit about how much he loves her Like That. If only the rest of the world was in as much balance.

None? Not even in school growing up? That’s interesting, I feel like there was at least one set in each grade at my high school, my dad is a twin, and I have twin cousins. To be honest, I’m a little scared I’ll have twins if I have more than one kid. The midwest is weird.

I would bet money on him making Josh Groban sign some sort of NDA from their time working together, but I would loveeee this thoughts on David Foster as a person. After seeing him on RHOBH, he seems like such a fucking tool, I can only imagine how he behaved with no cameras around, and a 17 year old unknown fresh out…

Too bad no one believes a damn word out of his mouth. He’ll support LGBT related legislature until the second it stops benefiting him or the people who put money in his pockets. Give it a week, or another twenty four hours, at the rate he’s going.

That’s awfully kind of you to say. Had a boyfriend at the time who took me to see Avatar while it was still in theaters. He was very into it, responding to all of the story beats, and I sat next to him thinking ‘Hm, yes this...is a film. It certainly is happening.’

Lmao yeah, fuck everyone else right? Fuck me, a bisexual girl hoping to get married to and have a child with her girlfriend, fuck my best friend, who came to this country when she was eight and both didn’t have the money to gain citizenship/didn’t want to completely disavow the country of her birth, and will probably…

My first homecoming dress was from DEB! It was a long black bodycon type dress with square clear sequins. A lot of them went missing by the time I got home that night, lol.

Ha, I was the same way! Skirts and jeans allll the time, men’s blazers from Goodwill and the Salvation Army with band tees underneath, a thousand necklaces, and of course, a tie. No one else dressed like me either, and there’s probably a good reason for that.

Hahaha it was my solution to the skirts I loved being too short/my ass being too big and making them shorter than they were supposed to be. I mean, it accomplished that goal, but I’m not sure how ‘cool’ I actually looked.

My friends and I swore off Wet Seal when they got exposed for unethically sourced real fur (I want to say one of us found a video of some cute furry animal getting clubbed that got attributed to being for Wet Seal) and started doing our ~mature teen clothing shopping at Rue 21, the Buckle, and of course, DEB, which is…