Unfortunately, and at least this is the overarching impression I got from parents I didn’t care for when I was working in childcare, many people with your parents attitude and frankly my parents attitude view their children as extensions of themselves. And this is why I feel like some parents have a huge problem when…

I LOVE THIS.

We’ll all be smiling because we’ll all be ready for our demise, to be honest.

This made me smile a bit.

I’m excited to be exposed to radiation while viewing the beautiful falling ash! I for one, welcome the sweet release of death, the only escape from this hellmouth which has always been open, but demons have been actively widening to more quickly bring about the total end of all life. Hail Satan.

They’ve got my vote!

Karma for all the terrible shit humans have done. It will suck, but we will deserve it.

Jesus Christ, someone save them. I can only imagine what kind of vicious nasty thinking they’re being subjected to.

We really don’t. We’re a plague.

Great question, I’m not lawyer or law student, but I feel like it could potentially make things stickier. So, another layer of fucked up-ness to this whole nightmare.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

Ding ding ding!

I know, that’s why I’m dreading those conversations with my family (though I will state that I am white, I don’t want to give anyone the impression otherwise) the most, because I can explain my position decently in writing, but often struggle when talking aloud, especially to people I was raised to respect at all…

This is the challenge I know I’ll be facing this holiday season with my own family, the ‘I don’t like Trump, it’s just that I hate Hillary!’ mentality. So much more complicated to unpack then the straightfoward racism/xenophobia of wanting Trump to be president. I’m already so tired.

this is honestly the only reason I bother with adult swim anymore.

Sure Jan Eddie.

I didn’t even know what to say or think when I read this last night. I have Muslim neighbors on the floor directly above my apartment, and right next door to me, and it is the most horrifying thing that I’m thinking of buying extra bedding and pillows in the event that they might need somewhere to hide. I’m honestly…

This is literally all I can ever think of when I see David Blaine.

Thinking about this whole Tony Bennett thing too much is making me rescind all my thirsty Harrison Ford thoughts from last night. New feelings: older white men are troubling.

This is probably the very last thing I want to be my legacy guys........