This is the challenge I know I’ll be facing this holiday season with my own family, the ‘I don’t like Trump, it’s just that I hate Hillary!’ mentality. So much more complicated to unpack then the straightfoward racism/xenophobia of wanting Trump to be president. I’m already so tired.

this is honestly the only reason I bother with adult swim anymore.

This was the first book that ever made me laugh until I cried. I vividly remember reading it over and over again, just to get to the ‘did you know that you are very strong?’ punchline.

Sure Jan Eddie.

I didn’t even know what to say or think when I read this last night. I have Muslim neighbors on the floor directly above my apartment, and right next door to me, and it is the most horrifying thing that I’m thinking of buying extra bedding and pillows in the event that they might need somewhere to hide. I’m honestly…

Of fucking course we get this motherfucker. I need out of this hell state.

This is literally all I can ever think of when I see David Blaine.

Thinking about this whole Tony Bennett thing too much is making me rescind all my thirsty Harrison Ford thoughts from last night. New feelings: older white men are troubling.

This is probably the very last thing I want to be my legacy guys........

Fair enough, I myself am attracted to both, but I understand being attracted to only Indy. Especially all buttoned up in his glasses and bowtie. Yes. Please and thanks.

Know that I am remembering it fondly. You are so correct.

I like the way you think!

Oh yeah I’d definitely fuck him now, but Dr. Henry Jones... 13 year old me was the girl in Raiders with ‘I Love You’ written on her eyelids.

Fair enough. I feel like you have your reasons.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I agree. Can we please decree it passé to automatically rage black out whenever the Kardashians are mentioned? Honestly at this point, it’s really fucking boring, and half of it is about posturing rather than any real constructive criticism.

But how else will people know that I am Above celebrity culture and reality television?? /s

Yeah, just don’t do it. You might still get exposed somehow, but I wouldn’t go looking it up. You’ll never get the chorus out of your head.

I think even Halsey is relieved that the fucking Chainsmoker’s song isn’t #1 anymore. Someone send that song back to the pits of earworm hell.

To my shame, usually when you say ‘who???’ I know exactly who you’re talking about. However this time I can safely say I have no fucking clue who the hell those people are. Praise god.