There are...gushing fountains behind the not-vagina.......

For one wild moment I scrolled down to the video and really, really thought it was Zayn Malik.

Alright, now I know it’s the end times, because the Larries of the One Direction fandom have joined the alt-right. I give it until the end of the week before the rumor that HRC is a lesbian resurfaces and they start espousing ‘proof’ that Bill Clinton is actually three triplets.

I wish I was more shocked that a fucking Dean of a university said that to a her. At this point, it’s honestly par for the course. I need Excedrin. And a nap that never ends.

Oh no. I have scared, mixed feelings about this now. :( I almost hope it is viral marketing for something else at this point...?

I’ve been guessing the new It series/movie/whatever, but someone else said Rob Zombie, which makes more sense. Honestly, I’ll both relieved and pissed if it is some kind of viral marketing nonsense.

If this is viral marketing for the new It, I’ll be so fucking pissed. Fuck clowns.

This is only acceptable if the theme song is Harry lazily humming the law and order theme song as he makes a kale smoothie. Otherwise, vetoed, sorry Zayn my son I don’t make the rules.

I still don’t understand what the hell happened here. Did Tom drop acid roughly three months ago and it’s finally worn off? I’ve been confused about this relationship all summer.

I could not agree more, it’s a device to make the villain as awful as possible, which rests on the assumption that only absolute monsters are capable of rape, and often portrayed as a line that ‘good villains’ or antiheroes won’t cross. As if most survivors aren’t raped by people they know, who they would have…

I am so very tired of horror movies striving to be so inventive, except in this very simple way. I am so very tired of rape as a plot device.