This wasn’t a problem for the players when it was just mosquitos... But throw in the term “sexually transmitted” and it’s like WHOA. “Thats the point of playing in Puerto Rico?!”

It's a hearing aid, obviously he can't hear people close to him...

Like his football career, even his crimes pale in comparison to his dad's

Don’t attack Pat, don’t be that guy.

Would have loved to see Dan make an appearance in Animal House.

It's no longer 4/1, can I have my Deadspin back!

Bacon and honey roasted peanuts... Nuff said.

I unfortunately live in OKC

I'm very interested to see how the Thunder do over the next couple of seasons when they eventually lose KD and Westbrook. Let's see how loyal the fans will be when the team is 25-57.

LeBron sits alone in hotel room surrounded by darkness and silence

I got excited for a minute when I misread the title and thought Woody Paige was retiring

Two types of students: the one’s that could convince their parents to go to ASU and those who had parents that weren’t naïve.

First the Battle of Carthidge, now Chinese Soccer... Bad couple millennia for the Corinthians

Before energy drinks were everywhere, we used to drink Faderade: take a 32 oz Gatorade, drink a 1/4 of it, replace the 8oz. with vodka (cheap vodka) and crush up 2 to 4 Nodoze tablets, mix and serve. Go Devils!

That song is still amazing. Reminds me of my 20's. Had to turn it off before I got too sad.