I've never been a bridesmaid myself, but I'm getting married later this year.

For my generation, it seems like Courtney Love is the #1 villified rock chick. OMG Did you know she MURDERED Kurt?!?11?

@Destonio: Yeah. We don't do that here. Take it somewhere else.

THREE fucking years?!?! That is insane. GO TO HELL, CARL.

Mark Foley (remember him?) did his scandal-announcement alone. But only because he was single.

@Darling: LOL "squatters' rights"

First Carla Bruni now this. I am going shopping for a purple dress today.

@Meanmllemustard: I will never understand how they get those wives to stand there during those press conferences. It's so cruel.

@snusket: Just to answer your question for the record—No. Men don't get to make period jokes. That joke was by women for women, and that's what we like about it.

@Lipstickiller: Yeah, I thought it was well-written too.

The part I can't get past is how she thinks women are bad drivers because we "take fewer risks" and our wrecks are "only a third as likely to be fatal." That's better driving, bitch!

@TheFormerJuneBronson: How about sky writing? Or infomercials?

I was probably 5 or 6. Don't remember starting. Unfortunately, I DO remember the time I explained the whole thing to my mother. Like "how to." Cringe.

I wanted to BE a Huxtable—still do.

@stacyinbean: The check up calls! I totally forgot about that. Oh, how I love being an adult with my own apartment!

@jobsworth: Exactly. Although my lies are pretty travel-specific. My mother is such a worrier that I just never told her were I was really going in high school, no matter how tame, because she didn't want me driving in the city at night.

"It's a good thing I was born girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

@blackbirdfly: I recently got engaged, and we had already had a talk about not wanting a conflict diamond. My fiance had a diamond that belonged to his great-great-great-grandmother reset for my ring. Recycling!

@Benevolent_Dictatrix: You are so correct. I just cannot get over those gaggy names.

TIM GUNN!! TIM GUNN!!