Reporter: What did you think of Emmanuel’s antics?

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Ok I will play. First of all, this wasn’t meant to demean him. Why, because being a white boy has never been seen as a bad thing. Now if he said that “black chick” there may be some fury, not much,but maybe some, but there is some nuance that you and Bo Bice seem to be ignoring that comes in to play. If he said “that…

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Yes, every defensive back in the league.

Personal fouls should supersede, not offset, procedural penalties.

NFL prefers the old white guy versus the black guy calling their games. Don’t want to tarnish the shield with a minority in the booth.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Someone brought it up yesterday, but it really is absurd that chocolate milk isn't an option.

Luckily all of the mosquitoes around the Marlins stadium have already been driven out by an even bigger bloodsucker, Jeffrey Loria.

I take the Chris Rock position here: you shouldn’t get praised for things you’re supposed to do.

That takes a commitment to the bit that frankly I’m not willing to give.

Terry Collins is 66 I’m sure he was pissed for about 5 seconds then stopped, then pissed again, then stopped then pissed again for about 5 minutes

Even in the real court system, you aren’t entitled to have a hearing on your appeal. You are of course entitled to file a motion for appeal, but courts are still allowed to deny those motions if they don’t find any basis for it. It would be problematic if he weren’t even allowed to appeal the decision, but unless he…