Words don't really do it justice, but Skye Townsend nails Queen B in just six mesmerizing seconds. Perfect.
For real. I'm giving her points too, because breastfeeding aside, she's showing all the workers it requires to make her look that good. That is a valuable rarity in the celebrity world.
Although something about her expression feels a bit pompous...but I'm pretty sure that's just her face.
Generally, the TSA is bullshit. Those dogs are to detect (a) explosives and (b) people who freak out when they see dogs.
As a person who is considered "water-shy", I agree that low pressure toilets are nerve wracking. No truer words have been spoken Romany.
"yeah they're called doctors"
Yes.
Are you my dad?
Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:
1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist
"Artist Monica Warhol, a member of the world famous Warhol family..."
Monica...two minutes on Google tells me they're Warholas/Varholas. And really, only Andy was world famous.
There's a famous actor with my last name. Excuse me while I pretend to be a part of that "world famous family".
(quote taken from that artist's…
I think he's pissed his name is Chester.
I don't like adult trends on children. Studs are for adults. She's too young for this. Meh GET OFF MY LAWN
I think that's a pair of underwear pulled down on someone's legs? What I don't understand is that I think it's saying "Anne" was the one assaulted, but a dude is on the floor all bruised and he's the one we should be worried about? Does not compute.
A fellow UK comic has a wonderful tweet on this issue currently doing the rounds:
I didn't check the writer byline but when I saw this:
me too! then i met jared leto when i was 18, and he was such a douche that my boner completely deflated
Oh my god!! Rock and Roll High School! YAAAS
Ummmm...You forgot something. Something being the best movie musical EVA.
What about Grease? What about GREEEAAAASSE?
Lots of perfectly nice people have awful children. Having kids is like a box of chocolates, you never know if they'll end up being a douche.