So, according the the T-Shirt, Nancy Pelosi’s greatest achievement is ripping up Trump’s speech? Ok...

THIS is why we need women in leadership positions. Warren could have handled this!

But she returned the Lobster Ravioli! She should not have been charged!

Plot twist: It was the shitter who purchased it.

I thought you meant corn and wheat were involved!

What about eating salads with a comb? That shows quick thinking and ingenuity!

“Loophole” or “poop hole”? Is there any clause that allows carving a hole into a warmed up cantaloupe?

Your mother could have also had a career without universal childcare. It seems that you want taxpayers to subsidize poor decision making on the part of your parents.

Good thing no poor person has ever been an asshole.

I love you!

A good way to avoid this is to get a good candidate and don’t support phony, fake-Indians next time:

This reeks of desperate virtue signalling. 

So you are racist AND sexist, thanks for letting us know.

She won the game no one was playing. Genius!

The voters will have no trouble electing a woman who isn’t a lying, phony fake-Indian with absurd policies that would destroy the country:

Biden’s slogan is “make America normal again”. Doesn't that sound inspiring?

I know! Trump is so mean with his tweets! I would rather the American economy the middle class be totally destroyed than have him president!

Your husband would only make about 20K if he had a job? 

Why should other people pay for the daycare for the kids you decided to have?