Except Mueller looked for 2 years with unlimited money and investigative power and could not find that “Trump is a treasonous criminal”.

Please list the reasons for impeachment.

Yeah Democrats do suck. Will we ever get tired of losing? I mean, if Trump is such an idiot and buffoon, why does he beat us at every turn? Maybe we are actually the ones on the wrong side of history? Maybe the good guys are actually winning. I am going to reevaluate my life.

He didn't have to say anything, he is doing this to throw Trump under the bus.

How does “the right...attacking the teaching profession” male it so there are less qualified people teaching? 

Yes, it seems a bit dated now.

How about Venus Williams?

“Everybody have fun tonight...Everybody Shang Tsung tonight!”

Yeah, remember when Barack Obama talked about America's 57 states? Honest mistake!

Sounds idiotic, or do you just want straight up mob rule?

If by “worked out great” you mean “reflected the will of the majority of states”, then yes.

Where is this 1/3 of the people killing the other 1/3 happening? It seems the biggest problem reported in the news is that sometimes the president tweets things that annoy people.

“Hey guys, I am embarrassed to admit I just learned that garbage is supposed to go in things called ‘garbage cans’. It actually makes sense when you think about it!”

The American people wanted to know about Russian Collusion, and the Mueller report said that they couldn’t find any. The American people don’t care about bullshit “obstruction of justice” regarding a witch hunt looking into a non-crime that didn’t even happen.

If crimes HAVE been committed, then why didn’t he state so in the 400 page report?

Saying I don’t want to pay for someone’s soda and cookies is “oppression”?

“Imagine how many useless wars that money could fund?”

The point is that, if we are being forced to pay for someone else’s food, why should we be feeding them garbage which is going to be detrimental to their health? This will likely eventually cause medical expenses that we will also be forced to pay for. It is better for the SNAP recipients and society in general to…

Can we super-size that, doc?

So you are saying incels are really self-hating, closeted gay people? So we aren’t blaming hetero, cis-dudes here?