I read that Mr. Kelly Anne makes her wear a Trump mask and MAGA hat and then hate fucks her raw dog style. He has got some real crazy fetishes, apparently.

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Jared always likes to eat fresh!

When you say “gross incompetence”, what do you mean? The economy is doing great, unemployment is at a 50 year low, black and Hispanic employment are at record highs, taxes were lowered, we have a lower threat of a nuke war with NK, Trump is working on prison reform bills, and we are taking border security seriously.…

So I guess Trump does listen to judges and doesn’t really act like a dictator, huh?

They launched their “nuke bomb”, the Mueller report, after unlimited time, money, and resources to dig dirt on Trump...and it moved his poll numbers 3% down. Wow, what a failure for the Democrat hoax.

Except Trump only won the election because many Obama voters switched to him.

No it really is not. It is a weasel way of saying “we could not find clear evidence of obstruction of justice”.

Replace that with “Democrat” and you are correct, because Dems can’t let go of the Russian hoax and open their minds to reality. Many Republicans can actually change their mind, as a whole lot of “never-Trump” Republicans have actually been won over by his accomplishments (great economy, lowest unemployment in 50…

Why would people be upset at Trump? The most “damning” thing in the report is that he apparently wanted to fire some people involved in the investigation, but then it never even happened. He also provided millions of documents and his personal lawyer to the Mueller team and never claimed Executive Privilege. It make…

At least Trump never lied about his ethnicity and took the place of a woman of color in a position at Harvard. Did she mention her high cheek bones?

So we agree, Warren has bad judgement and poor political instincts. Not presidential material, to say the least.

The “good guys”? AOC speaks in racial terms, she is therefore a racist. Please don't support racists?

In the end the layabouts get angry because your hard work has made you wealthy and they then behead you, take your shit, and then all die of starvation because they don’t know how to create.

Corn is not a fucking “veggie” you cruciferous-loving fuck! Corn is a grain! Grain, I Say!!!!

I wrote a fan-fiction story like this once, but it ended up with Leia reverse cowgirling the Ewok.

Democrats passed a law saying these reports would NOT be released after the special counsel investigation into Bill Clinton’s Oval Office intern blowjobs was put out. You are suggesting Barr should break the law? The point is that the Mueller investigation was simply to lower Trump’s poll numbers, which failed. Now…

Remember when it was unthinkable that the unelected bureaucrats would attempt a secret coup to try to overturn the will of the voters? I do.  

There was no “Muslim ban”, there was a ban on visitors from certain countries the Obama admin had identified as problematic due to bad record keeping (2 of the countries were not even majority Muslim). Why do you guys have to lie, can’t you criticize Trump on the real stuff he actually did?

If white privilege is really a thing, why did Warren pretend to be a Native American?