When I heard her, I thought “It puts the lotion in the basket!”

I have been faking an Australian accent at work for 3 years and now I don’t know how to get out of this twisted web of lies!

She looks all puffy, like a Hamster with stuffed cheeks.

So you admit, Warren is an idiot.

NO! ORANGE MAN BAD! Any good progressive would rather have Hitler over Trump!!!

So the fact we had an election and the will of the people was followed means we are in tyranny? It seems the people trying to overturn the election results are closer to the “tyranny” side, doesn’t it?

What makes her more qualified, being a Native American or a woman of color?

Yeah! New York and California should be the ONLY stares that decide the election! Fuck the other 48 states, only shitheads live in those!

As a proud Democrat, I just can’t support perpetuating white privilege, sexism, racism, heteronormativtiy, and cisgenderism by choosing a white male like Beto, Bernie, or Biden. Yang for the win!

Because you hate free speech and ideas that might disagree with yours? How tolerant.

You sound like a loving, tolerant, good person.

These are child-like thoughts. All creeds and colors like Trump.

No, that isn’t true.

What he said was totally fucked up, but if you are liked by the progressives you can do and say whatever you want without consequences (see Bill Clinton and Bill Maher). If he had been a Trump supporter, he would have been exiled to Mars by now.

Right, only left-wing goons should be allowed to do this!

I wish I was just not as discriminating, like a child, but some of us have taste.

It wasn’t really that great.

I agree it is just like the useful idiots who fell for the “Russian Collusion” hoax or the Charlottesville “Fine People” hoax.

I agree it is just like the people who fell for the Trump Russian Collusion hoax or the Charlottesville Fine People hoax.

Does it matter who tells you about the bad thing. If a bank-robber tells you about a murderer, are you not going to arrest the murderer?