Trump must be a criminal genius to be able to get secret assistance from Russia, yet a multi-year investigation backed by limitless financial and law enforcement resources can’t find any evidence of it.

Can you believe AOC spent tens of thousands of dollars on Uber and Lyft rides when her office is just feet from the subway station? She said the planet is being destroyed but she doesn’t even make sacrifices to help save us, she is a big hypocrite I can’t support her anymore.

That is what Putin wants you to think, suckers! I feel bad for you guys falling for this propaganda.

You will find that tons of movies that are not set in a fantastic setting use CGI for very mundane things because it is often much less expensive (blowing up a CGI car is cheaper than blowing up a real one) and it gives the director more flexibility as to filming location, time of day for the shoot, number of extras…

Thanks for letting us know you are racist.

How is a college supposed to “prevent and punish sexual assault”?  Isn't that a job for law enforcement?

Hey, at least she stopped thousands of high paying jobs and billions in tax revenue from coming to her district! She’s fighting the good fight!

Not so radical, more like kind of dumb.

When you propose policies that are so expensive they require the government to confiscate 100% of all wealth, you are trying to end capitalism.

What system has lifted more people out of poverty than capitalism?

Why is promising to steal from people celebrated?

Ahh, the time-tested “jack off” motion. Gotta love the classics!

But Trump actually clarified that he didn’t think “white supremacists” were fine people.

It is great when you are inside a woman who is laughing though...

He should try doing sex on someone’s Virginia and then tell us whether it is essential or not.

Does it make your uterus contract?

She should just be glad the woman didn’t try breastfeeding the husband! HEYOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are right, this probably wasn’t the best outfit to be wearing to report on the Arab Spring:

We used to protest working conditions like chaining children to machines for 20 hours a day, now people complain about the music selection at their workplace. First world problems...CHECK YOUR MOTHER-TRUCKING PRIVILEGE!

Plus he had the best costume in that one: