Racism makes you fat? Really? Is it ever someone’s personal responsibility to control what they eat, or can they always blame being fat on other people?

Skinny = hot. 

It seems that fat people are annoying whiners. Don’t you guys want to get better? Why do you keep making excuses for your unhealthful weight? Also, I don’t think your fatness can be attributed to ‘racism’, no one forced fed you anything you should take responsibility for yourself, you will be happier.

It is a good thing no Democrats ever stood behind Bill Clinton and they all believed his accusers.

Right, Bill Clinton did get elected.

Remember how Bill Clinton got elected PRESIDENT with credible allegations of rape hanging over his head?

We don’t know if it is a “credible allegation”, but we can clearly see when someone is dishonestly trying to lend credibility to something by sticking by the word “credible” in front of it. If this woman has story to tell, she needs to step up and tell it. All of this coy will she / won’t she crap makes this look…

Good thing he didn’t mention the defecation system.

Wonder Woman is a goddess and is more powerful than Superman.

That is Marx’s view, but it is wrong. For example, I am not exploited labor because I do a really half-assed job and get paid a full salary! I am exploiting the capitalists! Dah, comrade!

Anyone who’s career is “Twitch Streamer” is a fucking jack-wad.

Don’t be idiotic, it is clear the statement is saying “we can all” (male or female) be accused of something. The accusation is not necessarily true.

Why would you send a letter to a Senator but say you wanted anonymity? It makes no sense.

To this day, whenever I eat a brownie, I stop, look at it, and exclaim “Brownie, you’re doin’ a heckuva job!”

If it was really a quarter stick of dynamite, she would have needed a blasting cap and she would be dead. It was an M-80 black powder firecracker.

So, she lies about everything else, but we can certainly believe this story. OK, cool.

“Bombshell”, tee-hee! Don’t we get about three “bombshell” reports each week that always seem to amount to basically nothing? Notice how every story about the Trump White House tries to scare people using the words “bombshell”, “incredibly significant”, or “unprecedented”. Unfortunately for us enlightened leftists, we…

Remove the word “Since” and re-read.

His penis was hacked!!

Wait...you should NOT pull your penis out at a 9am meeting? Damn, I better make some tweaks to my presentation for this morning!