So, you are mad they caught one of the murderer illegals because he could have been a non-murdering illegal?

Your imagined future makes you sound like an insane person.

So capturing murderers is not allowed anymore? Got it.

Jeffrey Dahmer said about cannabalizing people: “That’s classic me!”

#BelieveHim doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

I think “crap shoot” is the actual problem here.

Those numbers from the US seem very small, actually. The UK has more restrictive gun laws so the suspects are probably less dangerous on average. Also, over 7000 black people were murdered by other black people last year. Tell me, what is the bigger problem?

So we should have no cops? 

Large number of executions? What is the large number? DOJ estimates that approx. 60 unarmed suspects are killed by police each year. Every death is a tragedy, but is 60 people out of 320,000,000 a “large number”? This seems exceedingly small to me. Also, remember that just because someone is unarmed doesn’t mean they…

Admit it...your obsession with Junior Mint can only mean one thing. You are in love.

32 dollars is nothing to sneeze at!

You do this:

We don’t let 12 year olds choose their bed time but it’s cool to let them “choose” their gender? At the very least can’t we agree that these delusions should not be indulged until adulthood?

What you don’t seem to understand, sir, is that sometimes other writers compose something in the exact same way that I would have, if I had been given the assignment first. I can’t be expected to have to change my essay/wording to an inferior structure just because some other writer pre-emptively plagiarized me! Good…

I think we can all agree, the real victim here is the resume template website.

Nothing that costs money can be a right. In order for me to get “free” healthcare and “free” college tuition, that means someone else has to be forced to pay for it. Why does this site always support the use of force and violence to steal what you want from others?

Wait, are you saying that during breastfeeding is not a good time to ask for a chick’s number?

No, it should be Mork from Ork:

That logo on the backdrop made me think Chelsea was going to be hosting the new Double-Dare game show on Nickelodeon.