Do you people really sit around and get all hot and bothered about any remotely critical article not portrayed to your liking, such as Kotaku in this case? Does it truly, deeply upset you? Seriously?

Offspring: How to solve parenting problems that totally sprung out of nowhere and have nothing to do with you!

Beth would have you believe that it is, in fact, racist if the person using said wordplay is white.

Not only that, my grandmother was in one and they are EXPENSIVE.  Any halfway decent one that isn’t hard to walk into is going to cost more than most people can afford. 

there’s a ton of character development and it sets up the events in RotJ really well.

Stealing this turn of phrase.

So this isn't the kind of brother simulator where you hold him down and fart in his face?

I’ve previously mentioned my weird hobby of watching decades-old NFL games on YouTube. The biggest difference, besides the lack of video game graphics and the mortal size of the players, is the officiating. Unless something was wildly egregious, there wasn’t a flag, and if a receiver hit the ground with the ball…

I’d like to keep my relationship with my fiancée but also hate that I have to stone cold stop talking to my co-worker and block her number and then pretend everything is ok whenever I see her at work, on a conference call or go to her store.

Absolutely spot on.

Imagine if this controversy had led to deeper discussions about the situation, rather than just fleeting mention of “protesters”.  The NBA could’ve led the way in that regard.  Not that it’s their job, but it was an opportunity to put some thought into the complexities of international relations beyond the simplistic…

I wish I could star you more than once.

4 months?

“I do think that this is more complicated than you’re making it.”

You’re hilarious, consider all of those private businesses are required to have a department filled with party members to “advise” them on how to operate properly according to government regulations.

I wonder if SAS also support Lebron to “shut up and dribble”?

I LOVED Bandersnatch!! Yes, it would have been nice if a couple of the endings were more satisfying but we had way more fun with this than any overlong movie with only a “single” ending. Also, Alice Lowe!! She’s brilliant!

9k a year? And the stress of owning and operating a business in a country where I do not speak the language? Sign me the fuck up.

That's a big hell no.

I once had a supervisor tell me I needed to be nicer (I work in IT). But I was already old and noped out of that nonsense. I asked her if anyone ever said I acted unprofessionally and if they did she should let me know as I would absolutely address that. Then I asked her if she had asked any of my male coworkers to be…