Haha, that first bout of sleep paralysis is a bitch.

“Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she should maybe cover herself up and abstain from sex.”

The US government just let Sprint and T-Mobile merge. They obviously don’t give a shit and just need something to pass the time with.

Congres criticizing people for lying and exploiting people. lol

Why are you so fucking awful at your job?

I don’t know if that’s what most of those men are worried about. This is just an environment right now where if someone makes an accusation, you’re likely to lose your job. Regardless of whether there’s any merit to the accusation.

I like to play basketball games occasionally and I saw 2k19 on the playstation store for 2.99, so I picked it up. Wasn’t worth it.

Those kind of quotes are the reason the jerk off motion was invented.

He probably enjoys things and isn’t a bitter, shitty husk of a human being like Scorsese, Coppola, and Spielberg.

Yeah, you’re truly a discerning consumer compared to everyone else, Jezebel reader.

I’m sure he was thinking about all the times he could use the word fuck.

People like to pretend that Hollywood hasn’t always been a constant tidal wave of garbage with a handful of good movies each year.

I did see it once and I thought why is this a movie, does that count?

Hey, off-topic and all, but whoever changed your “you may also like” article pics on the main page to look like video articles or just outright video articles has successfully convinced me never to click them again. Your video content might be great, but it’s not why I come here. You write great articles and I would…

All. The. Stars.

He writes like he owns a panel van.

Yeah, I have a hard time believing the reason he didn’t date for six years was his “career choice”.

Yuuuuup. It’s a shame that we can’t just tell people that they’re weird and they need to unfuck themselves, because that dude is a weird creep and needs to unfuck himself.

It’s a fucking nightmare. People have no idea.

Wow, no mention that Beat Takeshi is an awful racist, king of the xenophobes, and just all around asshole. That man would complain if he had to step over a dying white person in the street.