He should just retire from the NBA, and sign with the Disctrotters

Something about your name makes me think you may be biased....

Well sure, but have you ever considered getting pre-approved from a local bank or credit union? You have to look at all angles Tom...

Prick.

That’s an incredibly appropriate username

High school, driving a non-turbo diesel Suburban. A friend is ahead of me in a Camry, and we’re driving down a four lane, split highway (two lanes each way, median in the middle.) There is almost no traffic, and we are screwing around, passing each other and then slowing down, all within speed limits and pretty…

Garage or garaged

Dakar also started from a brand new country this year: Paraguay.

You would know, Art

She’s standing up

10. Profit

Kinda looks like the cat sitting on his lap is starting to stand up

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Honestly, his horrific horizontal hooning helps hike highway haze.

Um...It was a CFO. Which would make both your comment and username wrong. Bummer...

Earlier, Biebs on the shootout

The take does not match the handle

it’s spelled “oral”

Not sure how this helps, but ok....