This doesn’t make much financial sense, but it would be really nice if Nintendo gave people who bought Mario Kart 8 and/or its DLC some sort of discount for this game. I’m intrigued, but I’ve already spent ~$70 on this title and I’m not too keen on throwing in another $60.

there aren’t many teams that have rowdy home arenas/stadiums when the team sucks. in fact, no team has arenas/stadiums that are as rowdy when the team sucks as when the team is good. so using that to knock seattle is kinda pointless because it applies to literally every other city too.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

The Undertaker started wrestling in 1986. He’s an old-school guy (pun not intended). He’s not going to want to win his last match.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

If only the USA had beaten Canada in Toronto in the same fashion: “Hosmer Homers, Hoser Homers Hosed”.

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

Yoouuu went looking for sympathy follwing another fucking superbowl win and proved correct his central thesis.

This headline, while scrupulously accurate, reads kind of clickbaity to me. I rushed in here ready to unload my spiel about the evils of big time college sports and the assholes who coach it, but in the excerpts here Self comes across pretty well, I think. He answers the distraction question in a way that at least…

You are wrong. Triscuits are the best cheese vehicle due to their size, texture, and wonderful crunch. The taste is not overpowering and it provides an excellent balance with the softness of cheese. They’re useless on their own, but they provide an excellent cracker-base for an easy snack.

No no, have you had the cracked pepper ones? This is truly the world’s greatest cracker.

This kid draws really well.

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Bless them. This is the model that all league sports should hope to evolve into. Huge one-time tax breaks should be afforded the owners of professional sports teams who are willing to make their teams into trusts so no more idiot son’s inherent another beloved professional sports franchise.

Oh bullshit.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

I think the precedent is being set in LA as we speak. If the city fails to support the Rams AND the Chargers, the biggest bogeyman in NFL relocation schemes utterly disappears (though with Las Vegas set to take its place). Hence why the league was offering huge subsidies to Spanos to get him to stay; the THREAT of…

I think the point is that the owners want him to succeed in San Diego with that metric being a new, publicly funded stadium. Moving to LA is like waving the white flag. They’re worried that this will embolden other fan-bases and taxpayers to tell other teams to screw when they come asking for their own public…

The death of American liberalism, in a classical norms-and-institutions sense- the lack of anyone who is both willing and able to advocate clearly and intelligently for classical liberal republican ideals - has to be one of the most remarkable and unremarked trends in American politics. These are and have been…