That pun was a Great One.

I know Deadspin comments are where you go to get salty, but come on. This is Fantastic News!

Detroit Public Schools were working so well before......

I absolutely hated public school. Middle school is an especially cruel monster.

Tom Brady and PED’s is probably a thing.

3 minutes earlier that container was filled with water.

The Judge suddenly and unexpectedly mangled ESPNs plans from what I can tell.

I love it when Deadspin goes after Ol’ B.S.

I think we will determine the eventual NCAA punishment.

They also have no say in their employer and very little input as to their wages, which are largely pre determined.

Honestly to make this better I’d just remove most/all activities that involved a football.

Triscuts are the best and I am willing to fight you right now to prove it.

Oyster crackers you eat because you want to.

Story: Rare good sports ownership family does good thing.

Democrat proudly endures persecution while growing in conviction. What you say when the political parties are reversed while same thing happens.

Protesters / large crowds - Democrat

Let’s poke fun at Melania for doing the same thing every other incoming First Lady has ever done.

Anything for Wii U owners would be appreciated. Absolutely anything.

Nah.

From experience I can say Bubble Guppies does a hell of a job keeping 3 - 4 year olds sitting still.