Because you already have the gun, where as you'd have to go to the sock section of the sporting goods store and then out to the mall fountain… it's just too much hassle.

It's the first time I'd ever seen him. I think I referred to him as "lesser Bruce Campbell" at the time.

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole was actually based on the Guardians of Ga'Hoole novels.

The Director's Cut is 3 hours. The Ultimate Cut with the Black Freighter stuff is just over 3.5 hours.

I'm getting naked so I die faster

[jumps off of Newswire, hits My World of Flops and spins into the sea]

Do you think Chris Pine was raised worshipping Zorp?

Hope and action make for a better future.

And he is being abandoned. All while the Charlottesville neo-Nazi and white supremacy attendees find themselves losing jobs and whatnot.

He's a brilliant launderer of Russian money.

This is not the resurrection of white supremacy in the United States. It's the death rattle.

It still doesn't explain Optimus Prime though.

So what you're saying is that I shouldn't have been waiting 11 months between each song to pace myself.

The A-team does kinda. It's all black and very similar at least.

Dad?

MMmmm…. nightlock and kale smoothie

Am I supposed to be against The Hunger Games now since it's about a bunch of folksy people oppressed by the big city elites?

This is the best argument against it I've read.

Maybe all this is just an excuse to have more rampant sister fucking.

Shit. It is Tuesday, isn't it?