CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL!

I just had a penchant for dipping my balls in things.

Ehh… I'm Gen X and I watched it religiously in high school

I'm so sorry

That's actually already the title of an article on National Review.

Braveheart 2: Racist Braveheart

Shit. I remember thinking he might turn it around when he did that Sia video.

Fuck that. I'm voting for Upgrayedd.

I really wanted to keep going through life wondering what the meaning of life is, but now YOU'VE RUINED IT!

"If you're reading this, you're about to get karate chopped in the face"

Frank.

It's actually particle(s).

When you put it like that… :/

I'm just hoping they get those deep grunge cuts like Candlebox and Seven Mary Three in there.

My initial reaction was, "NO," followed shortly by, "Eh who cares."

An urge to pee is close enough. You're good.

In your head, did you think, "Oh a person. Don't interact." Or was it "Oh a giant asshat. Don't interact."

As long as you didn't nod back.

He also said he likes feeding them fake stories so he can call them fake news.

Exactly!