Came here hoping “something odd” means “aliens”. Disappointed.

Looks like he saw a pre-release of Independence day. Any other “pre-screenings” stand out?

More Freeways just make more traffic.

Sometimes, when I’m reading articles on-line, I find something I’d like to follow up later. I send it to myself as email. There have been times when it didn’t show up in the “In” box for 20 minutes. I always wonder where the hell it has been, and whether or not it had a good time.

It’s either you fault or theirs—not the internet’s

Yeah, my company never any actual email server issues. People don’t make mistakes. Things always work how they are supposed to. Texts always go though. iMessage never goes down. IT stuff is not complex.

Pppfffffttttt!! I can get it down to one Powerpoint slide:

Points for using the best color variant, points off for not having the white hair.

The reality of playing a game: when the dog is out of your screen’s image, regardless of if you shot it or not, it no longer exists.

No, that’s the definition of “arrest”: to take or keep in custody by authority of law

Your comment just made me shudder. I had never thought about what it really means to have a businessperson in power like that.

Work should be on that list.

I’ve rented my home and my vacation home on Airbnb probably 40 times in the last 2 years, worse thing I had happen was someone stole a couple of towels.

Fuck the stuporbowl and the $5.3mil (so far) thats being footed by the taxpayers for an event most of us can’t afford to go to. Fuck public funds going towards a “non profit” that brings in billions. Fuck the 3 weeks of gridlock downtown. Fuck having to go through a metal detector to go to work. Fuck the 50o busses…

Yea, I’m hoping I can work a deal with the hotel

That’ll barely cover the damages from the 5-day, coke-fueled, BBW orgy.

Yea traffic is going to be a nightmare, so I decided to take the week off and head down to Monterrey for a little R&R. Put my place up on AirBnB and some poor sucker is going to pay me $3,000 for 5 nights in my tiny 2bd house.

San Francisco homeless have nicer furniture than I do. And seem a bit more organized than me as well.

Like the Olympics, the Superb Owl is reaching the point where no city will want to host it. Move the SB to Vegas permanently. They’ve got the hotel space and something else that might attract football fans - and I don’t mean lots of hookers.

The stadium jobs are part-time, irregular work, with no benefits and shitty pay. Extremely worker-unfriendly corporations like Aramark usually get the contracts for staffing (along with all the profits that are supposedly helping the local economy. That money doesn’t stay local.) The construction jobs are temporary…