You need to commit fully to this endeavor. That looks like a Bongo Minivan. My friend had one, it was bonkers.

The asymmetrical (but completely airworthy ) Blohm und Voss BV 141.

Ahem...

You should all stop being so ignorant. E-Z Pass made contact with extra terrestrial life long ago and this is how you say "Please hold for the next available representative" in their extra-terrestrial language. They're just trying to be equal opportunity customer service agents.

He would have made it, if it wasn't for Bob.

...It's perfect...

The designer of that car must have been a fan of The Last Starfighter:

Bob gets as close as he wants.

Why it happened:

Most ridiculous and most awesome: James Hunt's "Sex, Breakfast of Champions" false sponsor done as a joke during his early years as a F1 driver in a second-party car.

Even more impressive is the Mk.5 Golf platform (PQ35)

This is stretching it a bit. Ok a lot.

Meanwhile at Mitsubishi USA:

"After building Golfs models with gasoline, diesel, natural gas, electric and hybrid drives, Volkswagen will focus on putting the first Golf with a hydrogen fuel cell into production"

Want.

Pretty easy in one of these I suspect.

One that's not yours.

More like:

Teslas and Ferraris?