As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

I have a fully formed opinion about counter-productive rhetorical nonsense that exacerbates problems rather than solves them, which is what I was illustrating with that last post. You want to make a difference? Start making coherent and intelligent points.

No one is really dumb enough to think race had anything to do Chip’s (often bad) decisions in Philly, right?

If you hear his sports takes....you’d regret saying that..

Being 6'2, I welcome it being “bloated”. I can set the front seat for my comfort, then sit behind that seat and still not have my knees touch the seat back. Plus it has a respectable cargo area. Besides, it’s only an inch longer and 2 inches wider than my 02 Honda Accord. I don’t know why being usable is being…

As an Outback owner, I agree it has gotten big. However, it is Buick smooth on the highway and Landrover capable off. Every time a new wagon comes out (Alltrack, V90, etc) I cross shop, and end up back at the Outback. It looks TERRIBLE, but it is a great car.

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

The Seahawks have already adjusted by having their offensive line adhere to the “no-live-contact” rule during the regular season.

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

When I used to do internet sales I would hey quote requests all the time, from people who already bought elsewhere but we’re trying to make sure they got a “good deal”. Needless to say, I’d send them an impossibly low number to make them feel bad, and thank them for wasting my time.

Always. Be. Shopping

This is very good advice. I have no intention of following it, but it is good advice.

Playing the percentages, I'd say I was 25% sleazy, 75% good guy. But ya, telling people you used to sell used cars, it's a pretty universal reaction.

I’m not saying it is the ONLY way, nor do i agree with Dabo’s...words. So please don’t accuse me of either.

ever-racist point about how black people are insufficiently grateful to whites

I’d like to hear more about these 6-9's being rammed down our throats, please.

Oh WYTS Green Bay edition is my favorite part of the year, because Drew gets to just unleash fury and it’s still the futile bleatings of a wounded lamb.

And so it begins. Another season where we KNOW, but continue to watch and pretend. And rant louder about quarterbacks who kneel than those who are getting their brains frappéd.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Uh, how is improving the on field product (or, indeed, preventing it from getting worse) not going to produce more money?