All the cursing just makes you sound ignorant. Or was that the point?

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Intent is everything here. His intent is raise awareness and spark discussion about racial issues in America by not standing for the national anthem. If you’re at an event where the anthem is played, and you see someone not standing because they’re just oblivious or whatever, then you can get pissed. THAT is a lack of…

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Luckily for me I was young enough that I didn’t see or understand any of the criticisms that you had of the show, I just saw an awesome car who was the star of the show. I used to call my bicycle KITT and I would hit an imaginary Turbo Boost button on my handlebars.

Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

People get so up in arms about that song. It’s propaganda. We think it’s weird when we see bits of North Korea and the way they parade around and pretend like everything is patriotic and perfect. But then someone here doesn’t wanna parade around and buy into the chant reaffirming their American-ness...and we lose our…

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

You’re harping on the wrong clause. Hodge is just saying that nobody has ever had drugs be their friend. Inanimate object make terrible friends. I should know. I’m so lonely.

Not sure about winning or losing, but I know my father has been much less annoying since he stopped drinking beer and started using medical marijuana.

Yes. Because that’s the biggest takeaway from this story.

“a WORST defense, and a WORST team...”

“they have had a worst defense, and a worst team”

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

Isn’t the smart play here obviously denying that this account is yours, then having free reign to tweet as much offensive shit as possible and subsequently later deny that it was you making the “choke my coach” jokes? Skip the “I was hacked” middle man.

Same guy DMed me, I told him to choke on it.

1st gear: all those ammenities come at a price. A new Tahoe hits $60k in merely LT trim. My Porsche Cayenne stickered for $63k and has exponentially more gadgets, gizmos, and is just a better place to be all-around. But there’s a new Tahoe in every garage in Suburbia and I look like a jerk driving a Porsche. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s battery, not assault. Given the lack of actual physical trauma, there are financial remedies to such things.

So no professional soccer players anymore? No professional tennis players? Any runner who gets a Nike contract or gets paid to be on a Wheaties box can’t compete? The rule-change was for the whole field, not just basketball.