Eh, maybe he’s German and looking for some wurst? Nah, prolly not.

This series of videos makes me wanna vote Trump.

Lolz. Salty.

I’m guessing this medal is more important to Brazil than all the other medals combined.

$99? I’d still pay it.

In unrelated yet related news I went to school with the sole representative from the Ethiopian ski team. He was a good dude in every way. Somehow this “news” seems vaguely related.

The shame of athletes from poor countries getting a once in a lifetime chance to earn some dough with their abilities. For shame..

Seriously. I wonder how the IOC benefits from this?

The horror of very poor athletes getting to profit of their talents. Oh the humanity.

Americans get the most medals and American advertisers pay most of the bills. When that changes someone else can schedule the ceremonies.

This isn’t jezebel bro. Bro. Bullshit sjw hot takes are taken for the stupid crap they are. Don’t bro me. Bro.

Gronk will he good until bellichick trades him for 36 fourth round picks. At which point his back will turn into pudding.

Lol, get that weak shit out of here.

Sexy, cool, and weird are all fine. But what ev early adopters really want is virtue signaling. They absolutely need everyone to know how green they are the second they see the car.

Yeah Jeets.

Centaur lives matter.

Places where a rusty shed is just a rusty shed.

I want it. But I don’t want to drive it. I just want to park it in my yard and have the top run continuously. It's a piece of late 20th century industrial art.

Dude, it’s San Francisco. That’s a million dollar residence in the background.

They all have fantastic asses and boobs. I have zero problem with them being famous for that alone...as long as they keep showing them off.